Get a Job
You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
Money don't grow on trees
You Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
I pissed my pants
The toilet was just to far
I drunk too much damn beer
I tried to hold it in
But my bladder just gave in
And I pissed right through my drawers
Right through my wra...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green....Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car
So I wouldn't have to listen to her.... Bitch...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
On the first night in the titty club,
We was checking out all the chicks.
There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes,
Look at the size of that red heads tits.
The ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Woo! Somebody done been to the Walmart
Man, this is the stuff I got for Christmas
Well you cleaned up, whatcha get?
5 flannel shirts, 4 big mud tires
3 shot gun shells, 2 huntin' ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Nobody likes a redneck
Until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck
Well I like me a redneck santy clause
Redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts
Drinks old milwau...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Blue Balls
Blue balls
Its dollar night at the titty-club
See Them Dance
On My Pants
Soon it will be Bathroom Time...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
Poop, I love my poop lasagne.
It's always been there for me, I love my poop lasagne.
Mixed in, it's all crap, crap crap crap for me,
Being that rap is crap, hey! There's my poop la...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy
These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but I'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and tha...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Larry The Cable Guy