Green Shirt Lyrics

Lady, IHave been told that you only date nice guysWell, if that's how you judge a lover's worthYour ass just hit pay dirtI'm the most sensitive man on God's green earthHere's a ros...Read Full Lyrics

Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my cas...Read Full Lyrics

In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a manWho proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry500 years...Read Full Lyrics

From the darkest pits of the deepest wellWe're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hellYou curse as our name passes your lipsWe're the two horsemen of the RockpocalypseFlying on th...Read Full Lyrics

Somewhere, deep in the slow eternal dance of the Heavens,Drifts a planet simply called "Earth"And among the otherwise unremarkable populationOf this planet are two incredible heroe...Read Full Lyrics

Came in like the breeze, I felt it in my knees Never will it leave Each day it is retrieved Seems like yesterday Your eyes craved this way Into my soul you stared And bored down e...Read Full Lyrics

Years ago when man was youngerOther people roamed this placeso find the signs they left behind themand tune into a new age race(chorus)It's the New Age, Harmony, Science and LoveJo...Read Full Lyrics

Yo Ninja Brian You see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! Hey kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school The othe...Read Full Lyrics

I need a thicker cloudNeed a heavier shroud tonightI need a newer, faster, longer lasting highI need a cure of uncut purityRescue me from securityI need a reason to shakeI need a w...Read Full Lyrics

We were rolling down Beale streetIn the Tennessee summer heatI can't say it's the land of freeBut I'll tell you, the booze runs cheapAnd then we met Drake's dadTold him we came fro...Read Full Lyrics