Greg Ex-masturbator Lyrics

When you hang out with your "friends" who get you high (and nothing else), you lose your self-respect/worth and end up with regret because you hurt me as much as you hurt you. Amon...Read Full Lyrics

He sits in his room, happy and sequestered. His disposition's in remission as he passes off the past. The family stays outside his door, he blocks them out and dreams of times with...Read Full Lyrics

Last time I swore that it would be the last time I wrote another song about Kate, but the story continues, oh, and by the way, she's making me do it, because I'm so whooped. So Kat...Read Full Lyrics

There's something that I've got deep inside my heart (besides cholesterol or burn) it's just a yearning to write not-so funny, kinda boring, corny words of mine (hence the title)â€...Read Full Lyrics

I hate: its hills, its smell, the fact there's never a fucking parking space, its wind, its freeways, and when I drive the wrong way down a one way street. I hate San Francisco....Read Full Lyrics

Religious propaganda weighs on me It's pushing Stop pushing Confrontation's not for me I still do the right things but an eye for an eye Go to hell? I can't/won't/don't believe May...Read Full Lyrics

so dark outsidethe nights i would cryas if your star came down from the skyand burned out my eyesmade my heart weaki reached out my armsonly to fall asleepand when i was fallingi t...Read Full Lyrics

Far better than a falafel, it's more simple than a waffle. If it lands butter-side down I can throw it at the seagulls. White bread, wheat bread, multi-grain, sourdough… it's par...Read Full Lyrics

Matt likes to tell jokes Matt enjoys his smokes, but most of all he likes the draw of where you pinch a loaf Matt likes to drink beer, he holds it very dear But not as much as suck...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is Greg, I teach at UCLA and I'm the singer for a punk-rock band. I write three-chord songs that sure aren't very long and use big words no one understands. And my b...Read Full Lyrics