God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made pants and God made shirts
God made dirt and dirt don't hurt
God made our lives so much worse
So much fucking worse
God made guns and God...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I knew a woman once
Giving birth to kittens and mice
And the kittens were born full of their brothers and sisters
And they were punished swiftly
Though they didn't know why
They t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Instead of waking up I wanna sleep
Wearing black leather pants
With boots too tall to see me
I wanna rock out in my dreams
Since I got back fro...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
2, 1, 2, 3, 4.
If you have love in your heart than who am I to judge you?
If you have love in your heart than no one will rise above you.
I'm a complicated man and I only wish that...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I like telling dirty jokes,
And I like smoking crystal meth,
But darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards,
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
But darling I love you.
I ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
I'm a lady killer
And you're a pretty lady
And that means I'm gonna kill you
'Cause you're a pretty lady
And I'm a lady killer
And that's just what lady killers do
You find me qui...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
There will come a day when our cells won't regenerate
And everyone you know will rot away, rot away
Your friends and enemies and all your family
We will all be buried in the ground...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
You've been singing songs for all the wrong reasons.
For reasons you're not at liberty to say.
It wasn't to get rich or famous or get laid.
Mainly you wrote those fucking songs to ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
When I was a little boy
I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey
While she was pregnant,
Unbeknownst to me.
I felt bad to say the least.
And when my little brother was born
He had
Wha...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad
No more tears
No more crying
No more sighing, lying or dying
No more HIV
No more tweaking
No more drugs or immune systems being weakened
Just happy times and half assed rhymes and...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Andrew Jackson Jihad