HAPPY ME Lyrics

I heard your wife died the other dayI want to be the one first to saythat I want you to do me!When I heard that she bit the dustI was oddly consumed with lustI was dying for you…...Read Full Lyrics

Obviously you slept with that girl from your reunion.I just don’t see why you’d deny itYou guys obviously slept togetherI don’t careI mean I think she’s a skankBut whatever...Read Full Lyrics

Heard about Vicki from a guy named Dan.She’s got blonde hair and a salon tan.She makes you feel like you’re the only man she knows.Vicky never needs to criticize.She will swall...Read Full Lyrics

Crazy guy…Why aren’t you obsessed with me?Why are you obsessed with her?I’m crazy ‘bout you, crazy guy.I’m friendly to you.I meet your crazy gaze.I’m crazy ‘bout your...Read Full Lyrics

You know those girls who seem like they’re really cool… until you realize that everything that’s cool about them is something they sucked out of their ex-boyfriends? You know...Read Full Lyrics

Ellen is restless.Ellen needs space.Ellen gets antsyShe hates to stay in one place.She’s indecisive.She can’t commit.New York’s too coldL.A.’s full of shit.When New York fe...Read Full Lyrics

I used to wait for a perfect tenBut I’m never gonna go there againWhen I need love I get a fixFrom a six.She likes to hang out every nightMy friends all thinks sheís very bright...Read Full Lyrics

Steve Baylor’s finally getting married.Who’s the lucky girl?Steve was a bachelor for life.Now he’s a guy with a ball and chain.She must have some kind of rack!He called up al...Read Full Lyrics

It’s summerSo you can see my nipplesYes, it’s summerNipples, nipples, nipplesIn the summerN-n-n-na-na-na-naMelons…Who can concentrate with all these boobies in our faces?Can ...Read Full Lyrics

It’s OK to be fatIt’s OK to be loudOK to be dumbIt’s OK to be proudAnd if you think your cat’s a gourmetIt’s OKIt’s OK to be rudeIt’s OK do be denseOK to shoot if itâ...Read Full Lyrics