Hi There! Lyrics

Me and my old man lived down in Decatur He worked most of his life at the grain elevator Yeah he worked there for over 30 years After work he'd go out and he'd pound down some beer...Read Full Lyrics

I used to know a man named BurtWhen I was but a ladHe was an old acquaintanceOf my mom and my dadI don't think that I met himMore than just onceBut I still recall him wellI'm no go...Read Full Lyrics

Lonely, lonely , lonelyLonely is a man without loveYou don't get any second chanceWhen the push comes to shoveMy life lately has been clouded by fogI should be happy as a kingBut I...Read Full Lyrics

The creature resided on my left shoulder bladeJust under my skin where it might keep warmI did not notice it at first, just a little lumpNext to my spine, never meaning me harmA gr...Read Full Lyrics

Just because a man throws his own mother down a flight of stairsWell does that necessarily imply that he is insane?(toilet flushing)When in fact I was trying to save her from her o...Read Full Lyrics

It was in 1949That he wore the golden glovesKnockin' heads and boffin' pussyWere his greatest lovesHe dreamed of being oneOf the great heavy weight MicksHe never was very fastBut h...Read Full Lyrics

I am the King of Sexand I come from the state of TexasI am the king of sexthey make us big in the state of TexasNeither Christ nor the Holy Ghost can quite satisfy a woman's soulI ...Read Full Lyrics

River river river riverPlenty of water in this worldFor all the flowers and the fliesWater flowing down the riverSalmon swimming up the riverBoatmen working on the riverPeople fish...Read Full Lyrics

If there's one thing in this world that I cannot standIt's that there's so many things that I can't standIf there's one thing in this world that I cannot standIt's that everything ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't cry perty babyDon't cry little darlingDon't cry perty babyDon't cry perty babyI know you're in your elder years'Tis no reason for you to fearWhat it is I intend to do with yo...Read Full Lyrics