Never Gave Me a Kiss Lyrics

It was in 1949That he wore the golden glovesKnockin' heads and boffin' pussyWere his greatest lovesHe dreamed of being oneOf the great heavy weight MicksHe never was very fastBut h...Read Full Lyrics

I am the King of Sexand I come from the state of TexasI am the king of sexthey make us big in the state of TexasNeither Christ nor the Holy Ghost can quite satisfy a woman's soulI ...Read Full Lyrics

River river river riverPlenty of water in this worldFor all the flowers and the fliesWater flowing down the riverSalmon swimming up the riverBoatmen working on the riverPeople fish...Read Full Lyrics

If there's one thing in this world that I cannot standIt's that there's so many things that I can't standIf there's one thing in this world that I cannot standIt's that everything ...Read Full Lyrics

Don't cry perty babyDon't cry little darlingDon't cry perty babyDon't cry perty babyI know you're in your elder years'Tis no reason for you to fearWhat it is I intend to do with yo...Read Full Lyrics

Another cherub has gone to heavenAnother cherub has gone to heavenAnother cherub has gone to heavenAnother cherub has gone to heavenThe only thing that I ever lived forA brain dama...Read Full Lyrics

In my life I have seen many things that you would not believe they could be trueBarbaric acts of cruelty that power and prestige make a man doThose who are like us have been held i...Read Full Lyrics

Burning house! Burning house!The attic was in flames -- the whole house was on fire!The fire department couldn't get to the house -- they had a flat tire!The neighbors on the lawn ...Read Full Lyrics

Codes of conduct in the northlandAre unacceptable in the SouthSuch a skill with a spatulaI was born with one in my mouthI was born in South DakotaI was born on the wrong side of th...Read Full Lyrics

Enter the forty-nine gates of uncleanlinessSaid she, hoisting up her skirtI held my breath against her fetidnessAs I gazed upon the swinish flirtI worked like a mule down in the pi...Read Full Lyrics