New Math Lyrics

Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, A symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irrespo...Read Full Lyrics

This next song is about quantum mechanics (Bangs on piano keys incoherently) This next song......Read Full Lyrics

I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian I hate that term, "young comedian", you know I prefer "prodigy" And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic You know, which is so disingenuous ...Read Full Lyrics

Men and women Men are like vows, cause they are easily broken Women are like cows, cause they both have vaginas Men are like muzzles ya, cause they will try to shut you up Women ar...Read Full Lyrics

All the seats at the Sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massive asses, Classes pass as fast as molasses. Ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit of Leviticus. All the kids...Read Full Lyrics

Hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because She is a ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear That Santa's only s'pose to come once year ...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] This first song is called "A World on Fire" Ahhh!! Ahhhhh!!! This next song is a little bit longer than that one It's really sad, it's about how sad I am, it's called "Sad"...Read Full Lyrics

I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it. I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it. I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mom. But...Read Full Lyrics

She was the perfect woman, in every single way, She made the sun shine brighter, and all my cares go away. She was the perfect woman, she was a gourmet chef, They say that love is ...Read Full Lyrics

I find numbers to be fascinating and more specifically than numbers I find statistics so...enlightening. You know, thought-provoking even. So I've gathered some here and these are ...Read Full Lyrics