I Want Your Tits Lyrics

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne And at night I'd go in the ...Read Full Lyrics

Pick up your clothes, take the trash out Is that really all that love is about? Give me a back rub snuggle after sex This kind of stuff will turn you into my ex Ain't gonna d...Read Full Lyrics

If you really really really really love me Then you really really really gotta show me Don't whine when I put it in your booty Or if I'm up all night playing Call of Duty Never has...Read Full Lyrics

It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding After removal from the Universe their last remaining...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Chad Kroeger of Nickelback) [Intro: Steel Panther] Woah Let's go Listen up [Verse 1: Steel Panther] Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo We were on ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] If you don't golf that's okay You can be a Tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things gets tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah [Chor...Read Full Lyrics

Mom and dad are out of town Call the whores it's going down Let's all fuck until the dawn Fornicate on the neighbors lawn Let's get high tonight Let the brain cells fry toni...Read Full Lyrics

Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure? I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes I got no money but you tell me I can ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Take a little toke, drink a little wine Shoot a little smack, snort a little line Get a blowjob from the bosses wife You only live once, baby, live your life, yeah. (...Read Full Lyrics

When I was only three My mama said to me "Don't go screwin' a skanky ho Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swe...Read Full Lyrics