Happy Jack Lyrics

Swimming beneath the continents, swirling through the sky Is everything I don't know yet still won't when I die For I am just a little thing astounded by everything The wet gr...Read Full Lyrics

Today I grew up, I woke up I threw up Girlfriend was snoring and it was boring I just turned twenty three, what did you get for me? I'm having a party and you can't come I me...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna feel like hell tomorrow So i won't go to sleep tonight Na na na na na na sorrow Everything's gonna be all right I am invincible I have no fear I am benevolent I am the king ...Read Full Lyrics

All the girls in the music biz Have credit cards they subscribe to ms. But they only want to fuck Long haired guys from england There's this girl at my record company I dig her bu...Read Full Lyrics

Sitting on my couch Trying to decide what’s appropriate It’s kind of strange Don’t worry bout me I can cope with it Did I sit too close? Please don’t get the wrong idea St...Read Full Lyrics

It's not important This stuff that I'm afraid of I've got a bugle someplace Let's get a parade up We're near the water I know a guy, a guy with a boat It doesn't have any motor We...Read Full Lyrics

Take a lot of drugs You owe yourself some fun Drink a lot of beer I won't tell no one Have a lot of sex Leave on all the lights Play a lot of pool Ignore the change in time When t...Read Full Lyrics

At the $5. 99 buffet In reno on thanksgiving day Nobody seemed to care Why anyone else was there Me and my buddy jay Watched bad cover bands play Got little drinks for free Kept b...Read Full Lyrics

All my clothes were dirty So I threw them all away Time for some new ones anyway I'd like to rob a bank, I'd like some help I feel like I'm trapped in a book About someone else I'...Read Full Lyrics

I was Genghis Kahn I was Aristophenes I was a guy named Urgh in 50, 000 B. C. I was Rasputin and all the chicks he had I was Catherine the Great I was my mom and dad I've been a bu...Read Full Lyrics