Harsh Realms Lyrics

Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get cancer Feel your balls Squeeze your balls Tease your balls Please your balls Early dete...Read Full Lyrics

OH OH OH! (squishy sound) Sitting in my house And I know that I'm alone, Feeling kind'a horny Got a tingle in my bone Go and grab a Penthouse It's the one with Sharon Stone, HEY MA...Read Full Lyrics

We got the humplik The crazy humplik We got a humplik The glenn tha humplik The crazy humplik The glenn tha humplik The glenn tha humplik The glenn tha humplik The crazy humplik Yo...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good good boy, I'm a good good boy, look at me, look at me, I'm a good boy. I'm a nice boy, I do things that are really nice...Read Full Lyrics

Dust Pan Dust Pan Garbage Can Garbage Can Water Can Water Can Dust pan Garbage Can The Water Can The Flowered Rug The Flowered Rug The Flowered Rug Laundry Basket Laundry Basket La...Read Full Lyrics

Mutton dagger, Old blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing rod, Tally wacker, Pocket rocket, One eyed trouser trout, Ding dong, Ankle spanker, Pork sword, Engine cranker, Hairy hot dog,...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill, I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off I'm gonna throw the piggy off the hill. ...Read Full Lyrics

My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at Me!! My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum is on the step Bum ...Read Full Lyrics

Tiny salmon swimming in a stream. Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The minor bird says ahh a ahhhh The chimpanze says eiii eii eiiii eiiiii The friendly owl says whoooo w...Read Full Lyrics

This is the Tom Green show, Its not the Green Tom show, This is my favorite show, Because it is my show. If this was your show, You'd probably like it more, But maybe that's just ...Read Full Lyrics