Heel/Heal Lyrics

Well doneWhy don't you get a job?Even Tarquin has a jobMary Berry's got a jobSo why don't you get a job?Well doneWhy don't you win a medal?Even Tarquin wins a medalMary Berry's got...Read Full Lyrics

My mother worked fifteen hours five days a week My mother worked sixteen hours six days a week My mother worked seventeen hours seven days a week The best way to scare a Tory is t...Read Full Lyrics

Date nightDate nightPatienceI've got no goddamn patienceBut I tried to shake shake shake it upBut I shook myself to boredomBest friendI do not like your best friendAnd all those sh...Read Full Lyrics

I got a job in the city1, 2, 3, 4There's no god in the cityUncle Noel's got cancer in his brainUncle Noel's got cancer in his lungs and his brainI thought it would tear that man ap...Read Full Lyrics

My friend is so depressedHe wishes he was deadI swam inside his headAnd this is what he saidHelp meHelp meWon't someone set me free?There's no right side of the bedWith a body like...Read Full Lyrics

DivideDivideDivideAnd conquerA loved one perished at the hand of the baron-hearted rightA loved one perished at the hand of the baron-hearted rightA loved one perished at the hand ...Read Full Lyrics

No tact, breaking backsYou ain't their problem if you're not paying taxRun it over, be coolYou ain't their problem if you never went to schoolI'm shaking fastWhip crack whip crackT...Read Full Lyrics

Oh BenzocaineI think it's a crimeThat when you look in your baby's eyesYou won't see mineYou won't see mineThe memories will stayThe brain will start to fadeBoredom creeps in jadeW...Read Full Lyrics

How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?None!Their butler changes the lightbulbAlways poorNever boredThe S.L.C. want Timmy's student loan backHe'd happily oblige but ...Read Full Lyrics

It was dark and cold as a knife when we tussled through the pinesYou can howl at the bed sheetsScream at the moon if you likeBut it won't help me some, won't help me if we dieBut i...Read Full Lyrics