Helmet Lyrics

There are two things I can't stand And one of them is your mom What is just as bad is your dad Why did we have to come? This is the Eighties, it should be understood That we s...Read Full Lyrics

Is it something that I said That's made you feel bad? I'm so sorry that I hurt you and made you so sad. Is it something that I said? A year ago I was a happy man. She was my...Read Full Lyrics

They're coming... At the rate of 300 miles a year... They started in Brazil, And came north through Nicaragua We call them killer bees The Sandinistas call them their "freedom figh...Read Full Lyrics

She's so lazy Drives me crazy She's lazy Drives me crazy Something about her drives the boys wild Drives me crazy Something about her drives the boys wild She's so lazy Drives me c...Read Full Lyrics

She let me off with a warning She didn't take me in She let me go with a warning Said, "Don't do that again" She let me off with a warning She didn't take me in She let me go with...Read Full Lyrics

Like a parrot and a picture window, I can see where I'd like to be. But repeated blows to my feathered little head Have taught me not to fly straight.a...Read Full Lyrics

Meat on the Moon A barbecue tune It's out of this world I hope we get there soon Stranded by Apollo Seven I'm a hungry astronaut Left alone up here in heaven munching what...Read Full Lyrics

Hurricane Bob is petering out And Charlotte's on the way She's taking Amtrak And I'm mopping, mopping, mopping My Ford Fiesta floats O.K. It's in the garage, not in the bay A...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you have gone But to me you linger on 'Cause i see you everywhere Your footprints on the carpet Your fingerprints on glasses The bathroom sink still clogged up wit...Read Full Lyrics

There's a side o' me I show -- a side I keep hidden Sometimes they flip-flop -- hey! no kiddin' I use my left brain then I use the right I'm the day -- I'm the night My persona...Read Full Lyrics