Lazy Susan Lyrics

She let me off with a warning She didn't take me in She let me go with a warning Said, "Don't do that again" She let me off with a warning She didn't take me in She let me go with...Read Full Lyrics

Like a parrot and a picture window, I can see where I'd like to be. But repeated blows to my feathered little head Have taught me not to fly straight.a...Read Full Lyrics

Meat on the Moon A barbecue tune It's out of this world I hope we get there soon Stranded by Apollo Seven I'm a hungry astronaut Left alone up here in heaven munching what...Read Full Lyrics

Hurricane Bob is petering out And Charlotte's on the way She's taking Amtrak And I'm mopping, mopping, mopping My Ford Fiesta floats O.K. It's in the garage, not in the bay A...Read Full Lyrics

I know that you have gone But to me you linger on 'Cause i see you everywhere Your footprints on the carpet Your fingerprints on glasses The bathroom sink still clogged up wit...Read Full Lyrics

There's a side o' me I show -- a side I keep hidden Sometimes they flip-flop -- hey! no kiddin' I use my left brain then I use the right I'm the day -- I'm the night My persona...Read Full Lyrics

My, I'm large Just before I fell asleep last night I lost track of my size I think I'm huge now I don't know why I still seem to fit inside my car 'Cause I'm not the same s...Read Full Lyrics

My husband was a weatherman He was right all the time He knew when there'd be snow in Toledo And freezing rain in Niagara Falls My husband was a weatherman The seventh son ...Read Full Lyrics

My shoes went out with a pair of red high heels last night My girlfriend just won't understand it She thinks that I'm the one to blame, but that's not right My shoes are in cont...Read Full Lyrics

I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach I had enough trouble picking out all this food I can't stand decisions, I think it's s...Read Full Lyrics