Hennepin Crawler Lyrics

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches? Got some tasty cola right here Now look at that Chevy go She's faster than greased up lightning Soda pops and pimple cream will ...Read Full Lyrics

My socks and shoes always match Is it luck? There's a foot at the end of each of my legs Is it luck? Well I can play my bass for you Is it luck? Some gals like to kiss my face Is i...Read Full Lyrics

Jellikit I just want to satisfy you I would like to rectify you Pay no attention to what you've heard This mediocrity is so absurd But I won't listen to erratic advice Don't make ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Les Claypool] Jerry was a race car driver He drove so goddamned fast Never did win no checkered flags But he never did come in last Jerry was a race car driver He'd...Read Full Lyrics

Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back, for the holidays Jilly's on smack, and she won't be comin' back No she won't be comin' back, for the hol...Read Full Lyrics

When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school. His mind would turn unto the waters. Always the focus of adolescent ridicule, He has no time for farmer's daughters. Alie...Read Full Lyrics

A B C D E F G H I gotta gal wears her toenails long Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs and she ain't from Kalamazoo A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Merce...Read Full Lyrics

The river water diverts to other places To nurture central valley seeds The northern waters that slosh desert fairways Fulfill So-Cal golfers needs The Mighty Chook, it used to ru...Read Full Lyrics

Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at (? Nohack?) Peak Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a knock 'em up out the trees Everybody I know's watchin' Clint, we all li...Read Full Lyrics

You bastard Here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here th...Read Full Lyrics