John The Fisherman Lyrics

A B C D E F G H I gotta gal wears her toenails long Drives a red Barracuda, singin' meat packer songs and she ain't from Kalamazoo A B C D E F G H I gotta 'friend lived in a Merce...Read Full Lyrics

The river water diverts to other places To nurture central valley seeds The northern waters that slosh desert fairways Fulfill So-Cal golfers needs The Mighty Chook, it used to ru...Read Full Lyrics

Got a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at (? Nohack?) Peak Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a knock 'em up out the trees Everybody I know's watchin' Clint, we all li...Read Full Lyrics

You bastard Here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here they come, here th...Read Full Lyrics

The best of times, the worst of times, the times you can't ignore Sometimes you bite the bullet and you flip flop on the floor They tell you where to go, they tell you what to do T...Read Full Lyrics

I once had an ice cube, Pretty little ice cube Now it's gone Now it's gone Her name was Mary, Pretty little ice cube Now she's gone Now she's gone She was so shiny, My pretty lit...Read Full Lyrics

She feeds her face with cheddar balls As my brain cells start to pop She licks her fingers stares away Her iq slowly drops I pry my eyes as best I can From that big electric stain ...Read Full Lyrics

They call me Mr. Knowitall I will not compromise. I will not be told what to do. I shall not step aside. They call me Mr. Knowitall I have no time to waste. My mouth it spews pure...Read Full Lyrics

Hello Mr. Krinkle How are you today? Seems the rumors are about your team might move away Now, me I'm sentimental But I'm not one to cry Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise t...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Blaileen - she was a sixth grade teacher And she controlled the children By using humiliation. The target always seemed to be Donny. He was a bit slower than the others. When ...Read Full Lyrics