Here I Stand Lyrics

Hey, Little Cobra, don't you know You're gonna shut 'em down I took my Cobra down to the track, Hitched to the back of my Cadillac, Everyone was there just a waiting for me There...Read Full Lyrics

Send "You Rock, Rock" Ringtone to Cell Phone Let's jump from five story windows holding tight to black garbage bags Let's stare in the face of all physics deny the laws and turn ou...Read Full Lyrics

Go granny go I was sitting on the beach Just picking up some sun When my buddy ran up to me He said you won't believe what's going on But it's something that you've gotta see You...Read Full Lyrics

Three window coupe you're the toughest machine in town Got a three window coupe that's short on looks But she looks real good in the record books I hold the track record in the qua...Read Full Lyrics

What can I do here I'm locked up in this mall My buddy flyboy is dead I'm in the rafters the biker gang's inside I'm fucked - I got the gun up to my head Dawn Of the dead You're go...Read Full Lyrics

Highschool psychopath..... Way back in highschool the joks called me a geek They superbowled me 10 times a week They wedgied like a fucking curse but I got 'em back 10 times worse ...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a flying saucer last night It fell out of the sky And crashed into my lawn These dudes were all dressed up like evil creepy clowns What the fuck is going on? Killer klowns, ...Read Full Lyrics

Her gunt sticks out farther than her tits do She's got craters all over her face She never cleans her hair or her underwear Her B.O. fuckin reaks up my place She breaks a sweat whe...Read Full Lyrics

I can't believe that I'm not dead! It sucked the brain right outta my head I know I'm not the fuckin smartest around But I saw a meteor crash near my town People are disappearing w...Read Full Lyrics

I think it's kinda funny how ya think you're fuckin cool Sean thinks you're a dingbat N' Doug thinks you're a tool Well I see your band on T. V. Yer not what I wanna be I'm just gl...Read Full Lyrics