Here I Stand Before Me Lyrics

How does a duck know what direction south is? And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks? You can cut a chicken's head off And it will keep on running and twitching [Chorus...Read Full Lyrics

I said, "I'm drinkin' up. Would you like a belt yerself? " You said, "Thanks, but no thanks, I don't drink, myself. But you go right ahead, my friend, I'm not the sort that minds. ...Read Full Lyrics

I love your guts, I love your goo Your ugly blood, your creepy heart The heart that's true to me and you I thank you I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo I love the blood that light...Read Full Lyrics

Watch that spider in the bathroom sink Hes a better friend than you might think So let him spin his web in peace He catches creepy crawly things I never fall asleep at night I nev...Read Full Lyrics

I'm not that cruel, I'm not that kind There's really nothing on my mind Believe me And when I'm talking in my sleep It doesn't ever get that deep There's not much to...Read Full Lyrics

Running into you like this without warning Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down That's quite an aftertaste that you've lef...Read Full Lyrics

Well looky here now, my oh my I got a bug stuck in my eye I feel the chill right through my coat I got a pill stuck in my throat I'm a man, walking with a stick I'm a man who likes...Read Full Lyrics

I never realized how much I prized you I never thought you'd do me just one time And if I could again lay eyes upon on you I know I'd make you want me one more time ...Read Full Lyrics

I could love you once or twice I think you'd find it very nice But then I'd have to call it quits And tear you're little heart to bits I think you're gonna come with me I th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider ...Read Full Lyrics