High Cumberland Dilemma Lyrics

There’s a girl on a corner with a siamese cat like a siamese twin hiding in her backpack.She says to her kitty, “Kitty, why do you want to go?”He says, “I don’t feel love...Read Full Lyrics

Perhaps I had a wicked childhood Perhaps I had a miserable youth But somewhere in my wicked, miserable past There must have been a moment of truth For here you are, standing there...Read Full Lyrics

Packed my suitcase and walked out the door.Stumbled back in and packed some more.I’m not taking my lenses along, because I’m short-sighted even with them on.And I guess this co...Read Full Lyrics

Punching in, I see my reflection in the time clock.I’m shaking and I’m flushed.The aftermath of our fall-out.I didn’t want to walk away, but I’ve been working here a month ...Read Full Lyrics

Carla screamed out my name from behind her bedroom door.Her face was wild and red.I asked what she was flipping for.Checking out an ancient tape of her grade five ringette team.Som...Read Full Lyrics

I can’t wait for the summertime.This school stuff drags me down.When the last class rolls around, I’m just restless from the day.Sure, it seems like I’m doing fine.I’ve got...Read Full Lyrics

In Portland, the nightmares got so bad I was giving up sleeping.You were all I had in the hours I was keeping.Baggy-eyed in an all night restaurant.Sucking back coffee straight fro...Read Full Lyrics

You called me on the wrong line, and that’s always a bad sign.You try to talk through your tears.I don’t even hear you.I’m just hanging up and grabbing my keys.Check the call...Read Full Lyrics

Android at the superhero party. They were passing around hor d’eurves but they forgot me.I'm the guest of honour, but all I want to do is go.A very mean man went and ate the sun,...Read Full Lyrics

Midnight crashes all around, but they drown out the sound.They compliment my dress; they're all impressed.And everyone knows everyone, exactly like you're counting on.The conversat...Read Full Lyrics