Hip Hop Gangsta Lyrics

Get dragged to places I don't wanna go I stand around all day and then you know I fall alseep standing up and hit my face on the floor I'm bored Sitting in a place I don't wanna b...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd) Step outside, take off your coat You got me so mad I wanna slit your throat You puked on my food spilled food on my tux And you t...Read Full Lyrics

Hey big boy, ooh, you're lookin' fine I like your little mustache and your cute behind What the hell are you talking about? Yeah, I like guys who go the other route What-cha say yo...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Perfection" by Run-Dmc) Infection's my job, I must be valiant I'm a germ that was born with a natural talent I enter your body then I put up a fight No mistake I'll ma...Read Full Lyrics

Filet Mignon, by candlelight Near the fireplace so late at night Soft music in the back and the record don't skip Gonna serve you like a waiter but I don't want a tip You're so bea...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse One: Tom Rockwell - Sudden Death] All of my life I've been called a geek A loser, a dweeb and a side-show freak All the other kids picked on me quite a bit Except for the on...Read Full Lyrics

God damn, why don't you get a life I know beauty is only skin deep, you're right But ugly goes down to the bone So how's your love life, still holdin' your own? Ya know I just save...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Wyclef Jean's song "We're Trying to Stay Alive"*} Kicked in the balls! Looki-looki-lookin' sharp on a Saturday night Hangin' out with my friends at a club and every...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Regulate" by Warren G. And Nate Dogg) Masturbators We'll masturbate with anything we can get our hands on From Victoria's Secret Catalogs to Archie Comics We're damn g...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot) I feel sick and I just might die And I honestly don't know why But when my doc walked in with a huge seringe And a big grin on his fac...Read Full Lyrics