It Sucks To Be You Lyrics

{*a parody of Wyclef Jean's song "We're Trying to Stay Alive"*} Kicked in the balls! Looki-looki-lookin' sharp on a Saturday night Hangin' out with my friends at a club and every...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Regulate" by Warren G. And Nate Dogg) Masturbators We'll masturbate with anything we can get our hands on From Victoria's Secret Catalogs to Archie Comics We're damn g...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot) I feel sick and I just might die And I honestly don't know why But when my doc walked in with a huge seringe And a big grin on his fac...Read Full Lyrics

Living in the dead zone, my foreplay Takes place in the land where cadavers decay Every Friday night I go out to the necropolis And take my situation to the max and get on top of i...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Iron Man"*} You can come and see my band, as I command Heavy metal rhythms from a middle aged man Smack my doggies when they crap on the rug Bu...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) As I walk through Las Vegas oh this city is def I take a look in my wallet and realize there's nothing left 'Cause I've been bettin' and...Read Full Lyrics

Uhh yeah Jersey baby! Welcome to Jersey, ya heard? Yeah, uh! Can't even pump your own gas here! Yo yeah, yeah, yo I live alone in the armpit, of the nation In the state wit...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Wicked" by Ice Cube) 1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it Out, wave it about Then I just pass it around like a hand out Pickin'...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Pop Goes The Weasel" by 3rd Bass) Pop goes the pop goes the oozin' of the pimple The scar'll leave and artificial dimple You got a face full of jelly like Smuckers I s...Read Full Lyrics

We started, fell apart, then we started it again 'Cause my heart was still alive so I strived to comprehend Why the songs seemed to die, before long the dream complied So I tried a...Read Full Lyrics