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[Chorus:] Hot dog to the head Did you hear what I just said Right before you go to bed You get a god damn hot dog to the head (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) (repeat chorus) Wi...Read Full Lyrics

Seventeen and hopeless and I don't care Just want to get laid and drink some beer No responsibility, nothin to do I can do anything I put my mind to Born in this world Die in this ...Read Full Lyrics

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don...Read Full Lyrics

Hey hey, todays my lucky day Puff was taken out By snoop dog and Dr. Dre Hey hey a plane went down today The entire cast of Friends Found floating in the bay Fuck yeah, hooray! Can...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want m...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus:] I'm so bored Get on board I'm so bored Get on bored To those who write on shithouse walls And roll their poop in little balls Rock and roll is here to stay Disco sucks a...Read Full Lyrics

Listen to me it's a 100 degrees And still you've got your leather jacket on To be in vogue who cares if the heat is on I know it sure looks nice Take over from inside But you're on...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a chick with no tits I'm a mess Always been so fond of you do you like the way I dress Look like hell all 7 days Got no tits that's why I say My parents are rich That's why ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey mark it's fourth and goal Why don't you get your dad a beer And do us all a favor Get your punk ass out of here Dear I think our son's retarded He likes to read not watch tv Ma...Read Full Lyrics

I've had my pet Since I was nine years old I loved him and fed him But one day he attacked I knew he didn't love me back So I grabbed him like a football And punted fifty yards No...Read Full Lyrics