Jamie's Petting Zoo Lyrics

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is ...Read Full Lyrics

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name ...Read Full Lyrics

On a Tuesday afternoon My mom came in my room And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed, And get a God damn job. " So I told her "Hey, hey, fuck you mom And I threw the phone at her he...Read Full Lyrics

My mother fucked a donkey Down in Mexico She had treinta margaritas Treinta years ago Her purse had just been stolen She had to make some cash For fifty thousand pesos The donkey f...Read Full Lyrics

You can't predict if she'll stay or go If she speaks again it's a brick i'll throw Don't you know Her voice will make you want to hang yourself But something Makes you want to stay...Read Full Lyrics

There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow no pity on me But I will nev...Read Full Lyrics

Long ago just you and me But you traded up to eat eat eat Packing on those Kilograms Aren't Kilograms just like pounds? That keester is sure filling out You could use a walk about!...Read Full Lyrics

Why? Don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? Don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make...Read Full Lyrics

Hey now, welcome to my house I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' Gotta side of pork Gotta' side of creamy salad Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid ...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a fanzine So I should know Everything bout every band I turned punk 2 years ago I tell my subjects I'm D. I. Y. I'll your band a sellout & I'll tell convienient lies I've ...Read Full Lyrics