Hoe Cakes Lyrics

Beef rap, could lead to getting teeth capped Or even a wreath for ma dukes on some grief crap I suggest you change your diet It can lead to high blood pressure if you fry it Or eve...Read Full Lyrics

I strive to be humble, lest I stumble Never sold a jumbo or copped chicken with its mumbo sauce Tyson is a fowl holocaust Hitler gassed your whole head up with poultry, I'm fed up ...Read Full Lyrics

It's the beat He hear it in his sleep sometimes Blare it in your jeep so your peoples can stare at them rhymes Real rhymes not your everyday hologram Even when ribs was touchin' ne...Read Full Lyrics

I tripped a lot out here in the woods lately This is a platter of, this makes an, an exceptionally good late night's snack and also a dandy fly swatter Ah, my eyes are going, I ca...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever I'm expecting a lot of company Haven't had a lot of company in a long time But if I were expecting some I'd whip up a really (ugh) substantial meal You see how strong I am...Read Full Lyrics

Gumbo! You gotta watch your gums on this But it's, it's very good, it's very healthy (Not perfect for every situation but edible wrappers could actually beef up your next meal) Y...Read Full Lyrics

Well anywayYou may be saying about now"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuffAnd not get sick to his stomach?"Haha, well, don't worry about thatYou see, whe...Read Full Lyrics

I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why shouldn't it be true? I get a kick out of brew There's only one beer left Rappers screaming all i...Read Full Lyrics

Darker than the East river Larger than the Empire State Where the beasts to guard the barbed wire gate Is on the job not my fate Tired of the wait till the Villain bring deliveranc...Read Full Lyrics

It's horrible One little evening alone, home End up with carpal tunnel syndrome And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes S...Read Full Lyrics