Poo-Putt Platter Lyrics

Whenever I'm expecting a lot of company Haven't had a lot of company in a long time But if I were expecting some I'd whip up a really (ugh) substantial meal You see how strong I am...Read Full Lyrics

Gumbo! You gotta watch your gums on this But it's, it's very good, it's very healthy (Not perfect for every situation but edible wrappers could actually beef up your next meal) Y...Read Full Lyrics

Well anywayYou may be saying about now"How in the world is that old fella eat all of that crazy stuffAnd not get sick to his stomach?"Haha, well, don't worry about thatYou see, whe...Read Full Lyrics

I get no kick from champagne Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all So tell me why shouldn't it be true? I get a kick out of brew There's only one beer left Rappers screaming all i...Read Full Lyrics

Darker than the East river Larger than the Empire State Where the beasts to guard the barbed wire gate Is on the job not my fate Tired of the wait till the Villain bring deliveranc...Read Full Lyrics

It's horrible One little evening alone, home End up with carpal tunnel syndrome And here I am, known for giving heavy back aches Grown and living off of Little Debbie snack cakes S...Read Full Lyrics

"Yo" "Yo" MF DOOM Mr. Fantastik Mr. Fantastik Villain "What up nigga?" "Ain't nuttin', what's the word?" "What's cracking, boy?" "Same ol' shit, kid" "Man" "Different day, you kn...Read Full Lyrics

Give it a sec for the pain to start This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart They thought they saw the worst verse From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first...Read Full Lyrics

Keep your hoes in check (Super!) I got this girl and she wants me to duke her I told her I'd come scoop her around 8, she said "Super!" That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper ...Read Full Lyrics