Holy Mackerel Lyrics

I got me an Iowan gal You should see my Iowan Gal. I got me an Iowan gal. You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal. I got me an Iowan gal. Sh...Read Full Lyrics

Long in the tooth Long in the tooth I'm lookin' round the corner And I'm long in the tooth Waiter, hey check please In the corner booth I'm feelin' rather long in the tooth Time i...Read Full Lyrics

You may see horses try to fly A dog with periwinkle eyes But peppered earth with chucks of sky Now there's a sight we're seeing When sot gets moist with dewy flow The fungus spore...Read Full Lyrics

The bowels gurgle a bit more these days it seems And he thinks more about the way he saunters 'round The posture of his father is not his chosen destination But though his head rem...Read Full Lyrics

Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine Got a brand new cadillac. Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line Got a last year's cadillac. Johnson said hey smitty boy, what ya thinkin...Read Full Lyrics

Intro The Phantom Patriot (Repeat) Verse 1 Creeping ever creepy Like a fox in the night Turning wrongs into right He boldly works alone With a crossbow on his shoulder And a saber...Read Full Lyrics

Damn that's some shitty wine It tastes like buttery beaver brine But if you fill my glass another time I'm sure it'll begin to taste just fine I'm sure it'll taste just fine Damn ...Read Full Lyrics

A purple onion... Purple Onion... Purple onion everybody laugh now Purple onion everybody cry Purple onion lookin' down at B.O.B. When he crashed his motorcycle and he died Old B...Read Full Lyrics

She got dirt up under her fingernails She got lint down between her toes She got paint above her eyeballs and Powder on and up in her nose She got tits made out of recycled bottles...Read Full Lyrics

Rancor, rancor Wake her up and thank her Where's Billy Bob? Gene, weigh the anchor Rancor, rancor You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry Rancor, rancor Flarin' up my canker Is...Read Full Lyrics