Hooked On Polkas Lyrics

[From "The Simpsons", Ep. Eabf12 - April 13, 2003 To the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John '"Cougar" Melloncamp] Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge Her heart was as ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris This holiday season, please, let somebody else drive Hello, this is "Wei...Read Full Lyrics

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...Read Full Lyrics

[sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right outta my mind Until a frie...Read Full Lyrics

Here's Johnny There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) That's his job, it's so amazing All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I never miss a moment whe...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1:] First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman) Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion) And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientèle wi...Read Full Lyrics

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocola...Read Full Lyrics

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham I do not like them Sam, I am I do not like them here or there I do not like them anywhere I do not like them in a boat I would not, could not, wit...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I think you're obnoxious And I think that you stink I think you're a moron A slob, and a fink You're one of the biggest turkeys I know And that is the reason I'm going to Th...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake ...Read Full Lyrics