[From "The Simpsons", Ep. Eabf12 - April 13, 2003
To the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John '"Cougar" Melloncamp]
Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris
This holiday season, please, let somebody else drive
Hello, this is "Wei...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a frie...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Here's Johnny
There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I never miss a moment whe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman)
Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion)
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals, yo
My clientèle wi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocola...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, wit...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I think you're obnoxious
And I think that you stink
I think you're a moron
A slob, and a fink
You're one of the biggest turkeys I know
And that is the reason I'm going to
Th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic