Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocola...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, wit...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Well, I think you're obnoxious
And I think that you stink
I think you're a moron
A slob, and a fink
You're one of the biggest turkeys I know
And that is the reason I'm going to
Th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh some times I think back to when I was younger
Life was so much simpler then
Dad would be up at dawn
He'd be watering the lawn
Or maybe going fishing again
Oh and mom would be f...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh, I couldn't live a single day without you
Actually, on second thought, well, I suppose I could
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatest
Well, at any rate, I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like driving trucks and wearing tattoo's
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch,
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls ju...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germs) I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Gee, I'm a nerd
Seen each Star Trek eighty times
Memorized each word
Home alone
On Friday nights
But I got eight gigabytes
Left on my hard drive
I'm hooked as I can get
Into the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic