Hop a Plane Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East you know,And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

We're Knights of the Round Table, We dance when ere we're able, We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham and jam and spam ...Read Full Lyrics

Sit on my face and tell me that you love meI'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, tooI love to hear you oralizeWhen I'm between your thighsYou blow me awaySit on my face an...Read Full Lyrics

Good MorningMorning, sirWelcome to the National Cheese EmporiumAh, thank you, my good manWhat can I do for you, sir?Well, I was sitting in the public libraryOn Thurmon Street just ...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics

Do what John?Come again do what?Do what John?Do what John?D what?Do what?Do where John?Do where John?Why, what, wiv whom and when?Triffic, really triffic!Pardon?Come again?...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew,... grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be-- grew up to beA boy called 'Brian'A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms... and legs... and hands... an...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongIt's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's bigges...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics