[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
Only god can judge me
Stay ugly get money
19 and im bummy, girls dont wanna fudge me
See my white Sonata, I still dont got my liscence
Pops watch ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Fax nigga, mad grass nigga
I can't even pass a fucking math test, nigga
Dropped out, got a nigga mad press figure
I do maps like Magellan and Map Quest, nigga
We go together like P...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
I think I'm Michael Cera I might be Jonah Hill
I might be awkward still I might be out to kill
I might be at the arty
Tryna score with a whore named Becca
Only had 2 shots and I'm ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Verse 1]
I wake up early in the morning and eat dinner food
Most likely microwavable 'cause I don't feel like makin' bigger moves
I will go back to sleep, but guilt trippin' me...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Chorus: Tobi Lou]
I'm still fuckin' up all the time
I know I'm not the only one
I still can't get shit right
I know I'm not the only
I feel like staying in tonight
I know I'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
I stretch the dough as long as I can stretch it, then I ?
I hope they know my name from Minnesota to Ibiza
I might just eat the puss like it was rice like Condoleeza
I bought th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
This contusion, distracting from taking this shit
You want the funny raps who're fucking stop breaking the mix
A pen station with the funky is the homeless old man
Being on the bus...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Paranoid for no reason, see the bad shit coming
I don't like going outside, friends say it's always something
What could it be? Could it just be me?
Can I make a couple mil? And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
[Verse 1: Michael Christmas]
Now who dropped the top on the foreign Mazda? Not me
Don't got Balenciaga, on two different drugs but I'm chuggin' water
Stop please, might influenc...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas
Yeah
So when you listen to this, I want you to imagine like
As soon as I start rapping
Like I came into the booth
And I started rapping
When I started rapping
I walked in, pu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Michael Christmas