If I Had A Gun Lyrics

They call me Robert Petrie and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Ritchie But now my life's a living hell cause... I tripped over the ottoman One too many times I t...Read Full Lyrics

(sound of match striking) Know that it would be untrue Know that I would be a liar If I was to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am Have to take ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm getting on a plane Early in the morning I'm getting on a plane Let this be a warning Meet me at the airport Flight 11-41 'cause I'm flying away To the one I love I'll be at y...Read Full Lyrics

You'll dance to anything (x4) Oh, baby, look at you Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux How long'd it take to get that way What a terrible waste of energy You wear black clothes sa...Read Full Lyrics

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na (x2) Sha Na Na Na Na Sha-Na-Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lame If only ...Read Full Lyrics

Jason said he's gonna get you in the bed But when he does in the morning you'll be dead Jason can be a friend to the end She said "Jason close your eyes and count to ten" I think ...Read Full Lyrics

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up (x4) If his girl don't score He beats her black and blue He...Read Full Lyrics

On my tv screen Every Labor Day Fuckin' Jerry Lewis Make him go away Make him go away Make him go away He's fucked up my labor day Make him go away One, two, three, four! Jerry L...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta go somewhere When you die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And drunk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is ...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I like to be alone (x2) But when I hear your voice I don't have any choice I want to crawl right through the phone And I don't want to be alone Sometimes I need to get a...Read Full Lyrics