I've Got Asthma Lyrics

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on. Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette Sh sh sh shakin' like a je...Read Full Lyrics

My name is Bond! James Bond. James Bond lives down our street I've seen him he catches the 32 bus James Bond lives down our street Sometimes he sits on the back seat with us He's g...Read Full Lyrics

Tell her what you done, she's done too, you bet Tell her who you've seen, she'll tell you she's met Tell her where ya been, she'll o'been, she'll o'been truly She may fool you, but...Read Full Lyrics

T was only yesterday that we arrived in Palma Ever since then our love life has been a farce Pursued and wooed by that Sun tanned Majorca charmer Now she thinks the sun shines Out ...Read Full Lyrics

A thousand streets of two bedroom semis We always dreamed that we,d have one o'these Oh what a pity they were built by Wimpey's That common lot drove us round the bend So we ...Read Full Lyrics

God help me what can I do, My girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, And he won't let me be alone with you, Oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do God help him what can he do, ...Read Full Lyrics

Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers [Chorus:] Lazy sunday afternoon I got no time to worry I close my eyes ...Read Full Lyrics

I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night Could I catch the perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!? A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild? I face...Read Full Lyrics

We all believed that Neville Was a f f f fine lad But when we go to know him better Neville drove us mad. Neville is a bighead Neville is a pain Neville is a pratt without a brain ...Read Full Lyrics

Keith works every night & day Honesty's his goal But Keith's a thief coz he's Still claiming dole What a fiddler Keith is He thinks he won't be caught But Keith is gonna end up in ...Read Full Lyrics