Humphrey The Whale Lyrics

Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don't ask why. Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain. Chuck D told me I had to be m...Read Full Lyrics

My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween Ad 33...Read Full Lyrics

And people tried to put us down When itunes bumped a post-Cold War sound My generation sat at the Mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs So we hit the net while t...Read Full Lyrics

Internet relationships are not real Your heart people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be dangerous toys [Daryl47:]...Read Full Lyrics

Hes a No Exit G in the place to be, He goes to Stanford University. And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, And after twelve grade he went straight to college. Well Toms a po...Read Full Lyrics

My daughter Jenna Bush enjoys going to bars My daughter Jenna Bush enjoys smoking cigarettes My daughter Jenna Bush likes to make-out with her Girlfriends in public (That one's not...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes Shakespeare's over done. His constant sadness is no fun. The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start. The pain inside Macbeth is clear- It seems...Read Full Lyrics

The following is an entirely fictional account. Any similarities between people living or dead is entirely Coincidental... Just kidding. She fell from the sky on a black October n...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles... "Marty, Marty listen to me. Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked! " Meet Marty, major label A&a...Read Full Lyrics

Move over Kevin Bacon, 'cause I've got a new game It's called "Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain" The man was an icon of Generation X A sound between Joy Division and NOFX (what?) Let's d...Read Full Lyrics