Hyundai Monday Lyrics

I’m gonna have me a massive heart attack right on your front lawnAnd when I have that massive heart attack I’ll be dead and goneI’m gonna have that huge heart attack on the 4...Read Full Lyrics

Suffering shipwreck always saves me a piece of the floating woodLeft a sliver inside me when I’m dreamingI will wake and I will fall asleep and find that there’s some relief in...Read Full Lyrics

Well you went to SF on graduation day and I stayed here in Huntington and things just ain’t the same for you were growing and learning and changing and I just stayed the same and...Read Full Lyrics

Well I went down to Memphis, Tenn to buy a six string and see what I could see when a so. Belle put a pistol to my head man I knew that I was dead that night I went to Memphis Tenn...Read Full Lyrics

I don’t believe it’s a symbol I don’t believe it’s a sign it’s more than just a memorial more than just bread and wine I don’t believe it’s a cracker I don’t believ...Read Full Lyrics

I hate girls, cars and ice cold beer if I didn’t make myself clear I said I hate girls, cars and ice cold beer what would happen if I joined a rockabilly band I’d take those ca...Read Full Lyrics

Chorus:Pat Sajak is an egg (4x)Your pardon I do begPat Sajak is an eggVerse:An egg is hosting Wheel of FortuneHow can this be?It is so ridiculousAs anyone can seePat Sajak is a she...Read Full Lyrics

There's a goth barbequeAnd we want to invite youBut none of us are any more gothThan David Lee RothThere's a quincineraAre you going? You'd betterMy cousin will not turn 15 againBu...Read Full Lyrics

Don't go for second best babyPut your love to the testYou know, you know, you've got toMake him express how he feelsAnd maybe then you'll know your love is realMy mama told me when...Read Full Lyrics

I miss my chickYeah, I miss my chickI miss her lipsAnd the way she kissI can see her face stand over meBut she ain't there man, don't you seeBut I just got off the phoneAnd she mis...Read Full Lyrics