I Am Cow Lyrics

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all I am is Jesus' brothe...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes in life you get let down. Your shiny smile begins to frown.Problems strike, ya one by one. Or sometimes they come all at once.But, things they always work out well. Like ...Read Full Lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed D...Read Full Lyrics

Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family Went on a holiday They went down to Florida To laugh and dance and play Bill...Read Full Lyrics

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have history Gold med...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market and try to scar...Read Full Lyrics

Anarchy Alien reeking havocOh the poor universeHe's taking bad songsYeah, he's making 'em worseAnarchy AlienSpreading his opinionEverything's oblivionWhen he's aroundAnarchy AlienF...Read Full Lyrics

Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Sponges...Read Full Lyrics

Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. ...Read Full Lyrics

You come up to me, tell a dirty joke. You're trying to be funny, but you know what?It's not funny, It's just gross. Does everything you say have to be filthy?I don't think jokes ar...Read Full Lyrics