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Tapeworm's tonsils stab farmersHarry Potter rapes ottersI rape ottersHarry Potter's otters: he rapes them and I do tooSo there!...Read Full Lyrics

Octagonal sandworm in fromage fraisCluedoI don't give clamsSticky MandrillJohn MajorI fuck storks...I fuck ravens in the faceLadies and gentlemen, Jeremy Paxman...Read Full Lyrics

Nude shrewsJack Straw's sclera...Read Full Lyrics

The subject of this song is pilchardsThat's why it's called 'Pilchards'Pilchards are small fish and they are pilchards,Just like other pilchardsYou see, we like pilchardsSo we thou...Read Full Lyrics

Admitting a sandworm is the favourite pasttime of Zebedee's blanketA dusty whaleI farrow 'Pop-Up Pirate'...Read Full Lyrics

I ignore Boris YeltsinI inhale Bagheera's knee'Gimme Gimme Gimme' in a bald eagleTrout in vinegar...Read Full Lyrics

hey, uh huh huhhey, uh huh huhwhat I like about you, you hold me tighttell me I'm the only one, gonna' come over tonight, yeahkeep on whispering in my eartell me all the things tha...Read Full Lyrics

I got a twenty-dollar bill that says no one's ever seen you without makeup.You're always made up.And I'm sick of your tattoos,and the way you always criticize the Smiths... and Mor...Read Full Lyrics

Andy wasn't meanAndy had no self-esteemSo he was afraidThinking of his big mistakesAndy wasn't coolBut anyway he was a foolDidn't wonder whyEverything kept passing byAndy had no pr...Read Full Lyrics

I wore it outPlayed along a bitAnd missed a hitI'm out of trace nowWalked away nowAlright...Tried to fightI look at emptinessMy privatemessI'm out of place nowJust walked away nowA...Read Full Lyrics