I Almost Killed A Kid For Christmas Lyrics

I'm sorry if you think that I'm a loser But at least I didn't use her I don't wanna be just another hole in the wall Of memories that has yet to fall If you think that I'm ju...Read Full Lyrics

Winter But no snow My friends left me here with no where to go I had no gas and no car so I couldn't get very far So I sat on the garage floor and all of my friends came to the...Read Full Lyrics

I dated a mirage in a garage (garage) I banged a table in a mirage (mirage) My french teacher was a mexican He smoked pot and dreamt of killing americans Don't tell me what to do ...Read Full Lyrics

Pancakes are cool Pancakes are rad Unless you are colby jack And think they are bad Then you are lame Totally off your chain I'll shove these pancakes into your brain I do...Read Full Lyrics

I hate politics A fools game played by dicks and pricks At least it's better than a country chick But both of them make me (they make me sick) Some may fall for their cheap ass lie...Read Full Lyrics

We're the only dumb band that you can't bring down Even after criticism we're still hanging around Cause we don't give a shit This is just for fun And you can't tell us when th...Read Full Lyrics

Daily Thursday shutout past the richey leaves Asked my boy Frankie if he could save a spot just for me Next thing I know drops were falling on my Braves cap Ran in the mud Just...Read Full Lyrics

I don't see in color I see in frosting vision My Pastafarian god helps me make decisions About talking pancakes and cat flavored gods Only silent songs are played on my iPod Cr...Read Full Lyrics

This Christmas I hope you know That your mom will be blowing more than snow Cause no mom will be missed this Christmas (I've got em all) on my Christmas list (I hope you know...Read Full Lyrics

A red tree A bright orange key And a rabbit stuffed in a hole Silken to the bone Dry exoskeleton Corpse sell for a loan The hawk cried Majestic eagle died Sammy got sad...Read Full Lyrics