I Am Santa Claus Lyrics

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on mtv, But now they bring a chair for me. Let me get a tube of ointment Let's rub my achy joints, A...Read Full Lyrics

I Can't Ski Babe (I Got You Babe - Sonny & Cher) Since he was young he loved the slopes Sonny loved careening through the snow Well I don't ski well, you know that's true I kissed...Read Full Lyrics

I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The...Read Full Lyrics

I Love Your Breasts The Way They Are (I Love You Just The Way You Are-Billy Joel) Don't go padding your bra to please me You never had much chest before mmmm And don't imagine you...Read Full Lyrics

I Shot The White House (I Shot The Sherrif - Eric Clapton) I shot the White House But I did not hit the President I shot the White House But I did not hit the President Firing ro...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie Mmmm, mmm, mmm. I was just a boy When...Read Full Lyrics

You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkl...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as I can get out on parole I'll hang out on your street Your kids I'd love to meet As soon as I get out of this rat hole ...Read Full Lyrics

(It's In His Kiss, Shoop Shoop Song - Betty Everett) Is he drug-free? I wanna know How can I tell If he's strung out on dope? (Is it bloodshot eyes? ) Oh no he's got Visine (Is he...Read Full Lyrics

Its the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer Its the most fattening time of the year Its the lip smackingest sea...Read Full Lyrics