I'm A Weight Watcher Lyrics

You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkl...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as I can get out on parole I'll hang out on your street Your kids I'd love to meet As soon as I get out of this rat hole ...Read Full Lyrics

(It's In His Kiss, Shoop Shoop Song - Betty Everett) Is he drug-free? I wanna know How can I tell If he's strung out on dope? (Is it bloodshot eyes? ) Oh no he's got Visine (Is he...Read Full Lyrics

Its the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer Its the most fattening time of the year Its the lip smackingest sea...Read Full Lyrics

(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs. Fields I snack between meals You can see my crack above my Levis I don't need to diet To prove I'm light And I don't peel the skin off of my ch...Read Full Lyrics

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorit...Read Full Lyrics

Was he a saint? Was he a worm? She's telling lies... That's what I heard. Nbc's pissed He's bringing them down. His cannibal kiss Is all over town. In his room at night, Marv bites...Read Full Lyrics

-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh yes. I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in vir...Read Full Lyrics

Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright Round yon virgin, mother and child Holy infant so tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace, sleep in heavenly peace Silent...Read Full Lyrics

[Bob Rivers:] Yo, yo [Girl as Dina Rae:] Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride From Detroit to east L A [Bob Rivers as Eminem:] Is this a whit...Read Full Lyrics