I Got Stoned And I Missed It Lyrics

So you heard there was a spark of love that I have for you You come back to kill it like you always do You found it weak and tremblin' hangin' on just by a thread And you kicked it...Read Full Lyrics

Well now I once knew a woman listen while I tell you all about her yeah And the first time I seen her I knew I couldn't live without her Well now she swore she'd love me all her li...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag Well I'm three parts tiger and one par...Read Full Lyrics

She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herself And she don't need your protection and she does not want your help And if you're lookin' for some pretty little flower You ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I'll admit that I ain't tall and handsome And I'll admit my hair is gettin' thin And I'm gettin' sort of fat And some other things like that So do you wonder why I sit a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss) I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall) She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that...Read Full Lyrics

You may be lookin' for me but I ain't lookin' for you I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else When I found who I am and where I am And if you come...Read Full Lyrics

(There was a time when people talked said with their mouth How they talk and it doesn't mean a thing it's called the modern talk) Now picture the scene the day is sunny A man meets...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal They p...Read Full Lyrics

Walk into a restaurant with chicken on my mind Look at the menu I want roastbeaf and wine A waitress comes up I order baked beans and bread Oh when she brings it I want ham'n eggs ...Read Full Lyrics