Modern Talk Lyrics

Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal They p...Read Full Lyrics

Walk into a restaurant with chicken on my mind Look at the menu I want roastbeaf and wine A waitress comes up I order baked beans and bread Oh when she brings it I want ham'n eggs ...Read Full Lyrics

Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my Cause she just can't rub it off no matter how she'll try And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why Then she'll say it's...Read Full Lyrics

Oh if you read in the papers that she's been seen A gettin' in an out of some millionare's long custom made limousine She may fool you with her smile but I can see That's just her ...Read Full Lyrics

Now a little bitty termite, he come knockin', Knockin' at my front door, He walked right in, sat right down Started nibblin' on the kitchen floor He chewed on the walls and the...Read Full Lyrics

Haha I kissed Polly goodnight haha as we stood at her front door Now she's quite a proper lady so I didn't ask for anything more But haha I was feeling oh so groovie that I went do...Read Full Lyrics

She arrives in all her splendor Every night at nine o'clock. And her chariot is the cross-town bus That stops right down the block. Then the old piano minstrel Plays her song ...Read Full Lyrics

I been collectin' matches for 20 years or more I got about a hundred thousand books of 'em, Sittin' in my end table draw So that if Raquel Welch comes knockin' at my door And a...Read Full Lyrics

Oh Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout would not take the garbage out She'd wash the dishes and scrub the pans cook the yams and spice the hams And though her parents would scream and shout...Read Full Lyrics

There was a group called called Scum of the Earth And they say they got their birth In a basement bar on Greek Street down in Soho The bass man he smoked grass and the drummer he k...Read Full Lyrics