I Love You Dad Lyrics

Snooker is boring It really is shity They show it on telly All day and all night Red ball, white ball Who gives a fuck? Their waiscoats are putrid I think I'm gonna chuck Dennis ...Read Full Lyrics

Look out the window And what do you see? Every happy Happy to be free Everyone singing Singing this song Happy to know That they are not wrong I am I am I am wrong I am I am the s...Read Full Lyrics

There's a shite Who I don't like I want to kill him His name is Sam Pimm I wish he would fucking die That would put me on a high I want to exterminate the prick Who's dick his fri...Read Full Lyrics

The world today Is full of People Who are depressed They might smile For a while But they soon will Cry Behind every happy face Is a lonely soul Sitting at home Treating life as ...Read Full Lyrics

As I was walking, lonely, down the street Suspicious of people I will never meet I came to a little cafe run by pete Thought I'd go right inside and get something to eat Now I reg...Read Full Lyrics

What just happened Happened to confuse Confuse and offend Offend those who lose Lose the past Past the present That is what What happened then Then you see Now and Again Live the...Read Full Lyrics

Are you happy, are you depressed? Are you naked or fully dressed? The way forward is behind us Get annoyed but try not to make a fuss The world is a never ending sphere If you die ...Read Full Lyrics

Gone on holiday Sat on a beach All the day Went into the sea As close to paradise As I could be I had fun In the sun Till I got sunburnt I look like a lobster It fucking kills The...Read Full Lyrics

No pizza has arrived And I am so hungry I rang up at 6: 25 For a delivery Even though I could Have gone out I can't be arsed tonoight It reminds me that I'm so fat I'm so fat. No ...Read Full Lyrics

I have many rolls But not a single bread one I'm trying to reach my goals Of having the world's biggest bum When I sit down I have spare tractor tyres My parents frown But rolls c...Read Full Lyrics