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Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Liv...Read Full Lyrics

Don't cross the street in the middle in the middle In the middle in the middle in the middle of the block Don't cross the street in the middle in the middle In the middle in the...Read Full Lyrics

It's kickin' in, yeah! It's kickin' in, yeah! It's kickin' in, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Shocked awake in the middle of the day In a fight over shadows of the night And you wo...Read Full Lyrics

Glistening white triangular tooth Open up a can of tomato juice I've got a fang I've got a fang I've got a fang Girlfriend took me to meet her dad He didn't like me because I loo...Read Full Lyrics

In 1844, the Democrats were split The three nominees for the presidential candidate Were Martin Van Buren, a former president and an abolitionist James Buchanan, a moderate Louis C...Read Full Lyrics

Mr. John Flansburgh: When I was 39 years old, I heard a story. I found out that there [are] people walking among us who have superpowers. These people are called Supertasters. To a...Read Full Lyrics

Hello children, it's time for an important lesson with professor flans. This is about four letters that people sometimes confuse for one: lmno! Lmno Are four letters Lmno Are no...Read Full Lyrics

You met Judy in the 90s She threw parties for magazines For a while she had a roommate But that roommate was never seen Who knew she could be so reckless Who knew you could ...Read Full Lyrics

What's that? That is a letter. What is that? That's not a letter. That's a letter. That's not a letter. That is a letter. Is that a letter? I don't know what that is. That's so a l...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, let me tell you all about my operation Smile wide, scrub side, feet on the dash I'll sleep the whole damn day Slow lane, propane, empties for cash Rear-view mirror thrown...Read Full Lyrics