I'm Waiting For A Text From You Lyrics

[Verse 1] If our love was some swamp gas it would make a sweet sound. If our love was a skunk but it would stay on the ground. If our love was a camel it wouldn't much spit. If...Read Full Lyrics

(Verse 1) One day I was walking down Ptarmigan Trail. I saw a vision so sweet I nearly turned pale. She said, "Good day, my name's Miss Mary Brown." I knew then and there my tr...Read Full Lyrics

You've been my mom for a very long time and you know me pretty well. Sometimes I act like an angel from heaven. Sometimes I act like a rebel from... Well, you get the idea, but t...Read Full Lyrics

I've got issues, With your tissues, How you throw them on the floor. I've got issues, With your tissues. Please don't do that anymore. I've got issues, With your tissues. ...Read Full Lyrics

(Verse 1) I'm just lying here on the sofa. The cat's staring at me like "Buddy, move over." The dog is wagging his tail and barking, Pulling on my hand to take him to the park ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I've seen a shooting star that was perfectly still. No, really, for real. No, really, for real, And I've seen a four-leaf-clover that was missing a leaf. It made me ...Read Full Lyrics

No one ever needs to pee in movies. Don't you think that's a little strange. No one ever needs to pee in movies. You almost never see someone in bladder pain. Not even when they'...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Her boots are bluer, Than the flowers in the manure, Scattered along the trail where all the cattle go. Her eyes are browner than the dirty, muddy ground where, The ...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] My pet monster. Sharp teeth, soft fur. Sometimes I wonder why we get along, yeah. My pet monster. Sharp teeth, soft fur. When he burps, it sounds like thunder. [V...Read Full Lyrics

First, I'd like to thank the teacher for selecting me first, To give my presentation that I totally remembered was today. I spent the whole weekend doing lots of preparation, An...Read Full Lyrics