I Pulled My Groin Lyrics

I spend my days watching tv with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day, my woman went and left me (she ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forg...Read Full Lyrics

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all I am is Jesus' brothe...Read Full Lyrics

One, two, three, four... Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Woudn't it ...Read Full Lyrics

About 6 months ago, someone came by with a petition Said we'd wanna stop these folks moving in next door I refused to sign and told him everyone was welcome 'Cause that's what neig...Read Full Lyrics

You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded my dreams Let's go to my chat-r...Read Full Lyrics

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget their pain When ...Read Full Lyrics

I came to town in the heat A lonely man with tired feet Covered heat to toe in perspiration Then you caught me unaware Body so sleek I had to stare And me a man in need of transpor...Read Full Lyrics

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute But it still looked like a chihuahua He had me over to w...Read Full Lyrics

The Lord above, Sent his only son To spread the word of God To everyone. Jesus cured the lepers And he healed the lame But he left the bald men With their pain... Oh mighty Lord ...Read Full Lyrics