Killer Robots From Venus Lyrics

You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded my dreams Let's go to my chat-r...Read Full Lyrics

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget their pain When ...Read Full Lyrics

I came to town in the heat A lonely man with tired feet Covered heat to toe in perspiration Then you caught me unaware Body so sleek I had to stare And me a man in need of transpor...Read Full Lyrics

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on it's head to make it cute But it still looked like a chihuahua He had me over to w...Read Full Lyrics

The Lord above, Sent his only son To spread the word of God To everyone. Jesus cured the lepers And he healed the lame But he left the bald men With their pain... Oh mighty Lord ...Read Full Lyrics

I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med My pain would show up...Read Full Lyrics

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight When she hears her budgie She puts her glasses on her face So she can see her budgie She reads the horoscopes out loud She reads them to her budgie She...Read Full Lyrics

Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Malcolm's got his...Read Full Lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed D...Read Full Lyrics

Me work hard 5 days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear F...Read Full Lyrics