I've Landed Lyrics

(Brooks Buford) W-F-you-K am 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the One Duck County Demon game. Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Hey pussies, and welcom...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothing Trying to find something I guess it's back to huffin' Paint and model glue oh how I die when I look At you smilin' lovin' life and ...Read Full Lyrics

Can't believe that you want to walk away from me Can't talk to me, put a restraining order, huh?, on my dog and me? Why the third degree? I know I threw the tv but you tried to lea...Read Full Lyrics

Two, Three Don't try to be the best man, be the best that you can 'cause number one ain't nothing but the opinion of man And a man loves death and hate crime and pain And kids are ...Read Full Lyrics

Why do I feel so claustrophobic? My heart jumping like I done did aerobics. Three days pass and I barely notice. Ice, ice baby just can't control it. Hold it. I don't think I've ea...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook:] This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed J...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright... It...Read Full Lyrics

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you and fuck you State your religious background I don't believe in shit Life is hell I'm wearing oven mits When I'm rubbing the tits Earth i...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up early this morning Went downtown and I got a cup of coffee Drink it on up then I got a little jumpy Then I had a thought that I can't remember. Walked around town looking...Read Full Lyrics

Ms. Jones Ms. Jones gotta yellow bird Gotta pretty yellow bird that she be keepin' in a cage Ms. Jones gotta yellow bird But she don't want her pretty yellow bird to get laid Get l...Read Full Lyrics