I Wanna Hump You Lyrics

She says she used to model for J crew But I don't know what that means She said it's just a bunch of clothes from a catalog Like Abercrombie and LL Beans I really never heard of t...Read Full Lyrics

I thought everyone knew it But I guess there still could be a bunch Who must have been out of town Or they could have been out having lunch They missed a nasty break up Now you and...Read Full Lyrics

You got me so high, I got dibs on the stratosphere You got me feeling just like Everyday's a leap year You always keep telling I got a problem with other guys When th...Read Full Lyrics

I saw your sister in the hallway I didn't recognize She said we've met about a million times Remember faces but forget names Cause you don't look alike I guess i'm not the most ob...Read Full Lyrics

Out of town There's a girl living on a ranch Pigs and cows And her mom cooks ceramics to much She's for me Though we don't got much to say Throwin' bails She paints her toenails ...Read Full Lyrics

You quit your job A) They screwed you around - Mike B) It's good you're around - everybody but Mike C) Scootch around - what I thought it said [?] D) none of the above Whatever you...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' in a restaurant when he walked by I seem to recall that certain look in your eye I said, "who is that?" and you said with a smile "it was nobody." well maybe that explains ...Read Full Lyrics

That's it There's nothing I can do Everybody knows it's true She gets all the girls She gets all the girls I've given up I don't even try I don't need to tell you why She gets all ...Read Full Lyrics

My dad said that every guy should get to meet a girl like you I guess it's true Now I met you Let me get on with my life Someone told me That I never had a problem until I met...Read Full Lyrics

She was sweaty and hairless, Glistening and careless And on her side was a tattoo of a phoenix My eyes filled with her sweat But it was painless I can't decide where I begin and sh...Read Full Lyrics