I Whipped Batman's Ass Lyrics

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Once upon a time, I went on a murder spree I was on a shooting rampage I came to your house with my Smith & Wesson I was a stupid ass drunk when I was trigger happy I murdered you...Read Full Lyrics

It's Monday, February 5, 1996 At 11: 00 am, Eastern Time Me and my band went to East Orange New Jersey for a wfmu radio show It was a 40 minute trip At 11: 55 am Me and my band pu...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, I broke into your Lamborghini I busted out your car windshield with a brick I stuck my hands in there I stole your Sony ESP Car Diskman I broke out your win...Read Full Lyrics

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12: 00 pm I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa It was a six-hour profanity demon hell ride At 6: 00 pm, the Greyhound bus Arrived at the De...Read Full Lyrics

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This band played at the Oak Theater About eight hundred people were at the show The jam session was awesome The rock show whupped a rhino's ass Fugazi Fugazi Fugazi Fugazi...Read Full Lyrics

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This band played at The Metro About eight hundred people were at the rock show The jam session was awesome It whupped a horse's ass The Foo Fighters The Foo Fighters The Fo...Read Full Lyrics