Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy Lyrics

There wasn't room Inside that smoke-filled room You were beside yourself Not beside me You've caught up You believe that you've grown up We know you thought that up, needless to s...Read Full Lyrics

Damn it jim, I'm not a magician. and actually not even a doctor. I'm not a fucking doctor. a cuckoo clock never gives the right time. we swim up stream for the cuckoo's dream. it's...Read Full Lyrics

Cowboy lawman-found a cell Tore into it-as night fell Bankers kids are Getting bingo'd Smells like midnight's Cooked up a storm in here Leave those loose lips At home or at the Ru...Read Full Lyrics

'White Nights' (Red Lights) Silent sirens Calm and brutal Kingdom comes Praying dagger (drunk and haggard) Found a sin and pulled the pin That old fuck has run amok His number is...Read Full Lyrics

Jennifer... Where do you go at night? Is no-one there to hold you tight? Above your head I see a golden ball And it catches light from all around you Jennifer says she'll be back ...Read Full Lyrics

You say you're not going anywhere Does that mean time is the conjurer here? I'm sold, but I'm paid for By our old friend fear Unacceptable to do exactly what I feel When every fib...Read Full Lyrics

Can you spare any (social) change After fucking every social donut hole? The U. S. Toilet is overflowing (and sure needs an overthrowing) With Mr. Media's diarrhea This dirty...Read Full Lyrics

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be? [A:] Uh, the uncle. [Q:] And in more trouble than? [A:] A pregnant nun. So get a hole to hide in or somehide to cover the hole Pig's Christ...Read Full Lyrics

Give back those dirty plungers The trumpet players can't bleed without them. The spinster mechanic is late to work No eat, no sleep, ect. Well what did you expect? Purple headed w...Read Full Lyrics

Transplant of a phantom limb seems like a good deal (Considering it's bribery) highway robbery Though I'd adamantly refuse the airtight reflex restraints A scabby Achilles tendon f...Read Full Lyrics